Born to Lose

Gambling disorder is apparently quite common, as some people can't get enough of the theme park for those over 5 feet tall. The average compulsive gambler posts a $55,000 loss in a pathetic attempt to feel tingly inside. As if they didn't already have a sign on their back saying kick me, they face dramatically increased odds of divorce and suicide. The self-deception may be an attempt to adapt to their environment by joining forces with those selling the deception. Perhaps the most grotesque gamble is the chance of sitting in a peer's bodily fluid. A lesson to be learned here is to have some self-respect and standards. If need be, keep in mind that "nobody likes a loser."